Ways My Children Believe the Baby Will Be Born

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1.   The doctors are going to cut me open. (Except the son keeps giving the motions of cutting longways instead of horizontally. o.0)

2.   My belly will get so big it explodes and the baby flies out.

And my personal favorite…(for imaginative purposes only)

3.   The doctors are going to push on my belly so the baby comes up and out of my mouth.

Considering the terrifying ideas my children have cooked up in their heads, I almost think telling them the truth wouldn’t be quite as dramatic and frightening as I thought.


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