You Shouldn’t Make Those Sounds

So, I’m lying on the couch with the Husband, enjoying an evening where he doesn’t have to leave so early for work, when I get one of those sharp pains through my boobs.

For those of you who haven’t been pregnant before, I’m in the stage where random little pains leap through my belly and boobs and they go away pretty quickly, but they are surprising.

In other words, I make noise when it happens.

Not some loud scream or anything, just a soft moan, or “Ehhh” sound. Whatever. The point is, I get a pain.

Me: Ehhhh.

The Husband: What? What are you doing?

I look up and see that he has literally pulled as far away as he could at the moment and his eyeballs are all big and worried. What am I doing? As in, what are you doing to yourself to make you make that sound…Right.

I felt like I should make him watch this video again. He dismissed it before, but really…I think he should pay attention. If this is freaking him out, we’re in for a world of fun later.