What I’m sure most everyone has thought lately upon seeing me.
This whole transition to staying home/not working outside of the house, and then becoming pregnant and being SO sick…I’ve gotten lazy.
I didn’t want to say it.
I didn’t want to admit it.
But I have.
I can’t remember the last time I put on make-up, just because. Or that I thought, ‘Hmmm…let’s wear jeans.’ Nope. I’ve been rocking the husband’s sweatpants and sleepy pants for a solid couple of months.
But I love you…
I wear them to the doctor’s.
To the kid’s school.
To the store.
Yes. Yes She is.
I might as well have been wearing a big neon sign saying, “I GIVE UP” or these. I could have worn these:
I knew it was bad, when we got invited to the husband’s aunt’s annual Christmas party. It’s one of the few excuses we have to get dressed up during the holiday season, since we’re more stay-at-home-ers than travel-all-over-ers. (Oh my grammar this morning…-facedesk-)
The husband doesn’t like to get dressed up, but he will if I do. So when I told him I ordered something to wear for the party, he gave me the one eyebrow raised, oh-shit-she’s-snapped-finally look.
I AM NOT THIS BAD.
I may or may not have stomped my feet and attempted to defend my case, in which he finally agreed with me in some effort to probably get me to shut up.
The point is…I ordered a dress. And because he loves me, he is giving me an early present and ordered me a pair of kick ass shoes to go along with said dress.
Then I went out and bought hair dye. And I’m going to paint my nails.
I’m going for epic transformation here.
We’re starting about here.
And I figure…
We’ll end around Jessica Rabbit sexy…but without that much boob, because no one has that much boob. And if they do, I’m concerned that they aren’t sharing…
So fingers are crossed as the dress and shoes arrive in the mail today, for the party tomorrow…
What about you? Ever feel like giving yourself a total transformation? Ever slide into habits of laziness and have to kick that crap to the curb? Have boobs like Jessica Rabbit and aren’t sharing? Tell me about it!