Never Ask a Toddler

What do you think we should call the baby?

This is how my son envisions the baby:

I mean Godzilla pretty much speaks for himself, but Princess Hairy? I was at a loss.

This came to mind, but then I found this…

It scares me that this even exists. Excuse me, while I go panic in some corner and practice saying, “It’s not real. It’s all a bad dream. It’s not real.”