Bacon Bits and Pieces

Last night the children asked me why my tummy hurt so much. I tried to explain it, I did.

Me:   The baby is just picky about the foods it wants right now. Some stuff doesn’t taste good or smell good right now.

Princess Asks-A-Lot:   So what does the baby want?

Me:   Right now? -Thinks- Bacon.

Sir Literal:

 

-Facedesk-

Then I come across my Tumblr this morning and see this:

Yes…it is a bacon baby. Whoever is the owner of this child should receive a medal for best costume ever. -Bossnod-

They do exist.